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GOODNIGHT ZOOM: Parody Children’s Books for This Moment

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Do you recognise the originals?

  • Goodnight Zoom
  • Frog and Toad are social distancing
  • Green eggs and wash your hands
  • Miss Nelson is teaching remotely
  • What do people do all day at home
  • When the self-isolation ends : Poems and drawings of COVID-19

Source: GOODNIGHT ZOOM: Parody Children’s Books for This Moment

79 Poems of Mainly Nosenesness – The Wozard of Iz and the Great Blue Ruby

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“My name’s Keith Tilbury and I live in North London. I was a stand-up comedian for a few years in the 90s, studied Spanish at university and have had more jobs than you can count on 10 hands, wozard of izincluding pizza maker (very tasty), cereal shelf stacker (very straight) and bank clerk (very boring). Nowadays, when I am not writing, I work as a primary school teacher.

I like music (especially blues), I play the piano a bit, do the occasional triathlon and enjoy being silly with my friends. I like playing scrabble and also enjoy staying in and watching films with Dave, my beard.

I don’t like broccoli or footballers who cry and fall over all the time.”

At European School RheinMain the 10th of October 2013. For classes P3EN and P3L2EN!